this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
That fact isn’t very fun
If you’re a shitty fucking friend and you know it and hate it clap your hands
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
My job contracts have come to an end and I need money for doughnuts and whiskey whilst finding a new job ~
Including the alluring Mystery Doodle! Maybe you’ll luck out for a fullbody polished piece! Or maybe you’ll get a cute sketchy babe? Either way, the subject will be yours to pick, everything else will be left up to me ~
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burned my hand curling my hair today
NEW VIDEO: “Getting Intimate With Darren Criss”
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I don’t think I’m even a human being anymore I’m like 97% musical theatre and 3% tea
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
Girl: Come over
Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes
Girl: My parents arent home
Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit
J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19 in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on
DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film