falloutmagiboy:

this is your daily reminder to not forget about ferguson. Keep it going!

16,452 notes   •   August 30 2014, 06:16 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.
357,600 notes   •   August 30 2014, 03:55 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

image

yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

1,392,068 notes   •   August 30 2014, 03:54 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

Books mean more than people to me anyway.

 - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Ice Palace (via fitzgeraldquotes)
2,003 notes   •   August 30 2014, 03:51 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

grlmdarkness:

If you’re a shitty fucking friend and you know it and hate it clap your hands

267 notes   •   August 30 2014, 08:16 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

573,656 notes   •   August 30 2014, 08:04 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

haxpunch:

My job contracts have come to an end and I need money for doughnuts and whiskey whilst finding a new job ~

So commissions!

Including the alluring Mystery Doodle! Maybe you’ll luck out for a fullbody polished piece! Or maybe you’ll get a cute sketchy babe? Either way, the subject will be yours to pick, everything else will be left up to me ~

All prices are in Great British Pound Sterling. 

If you’re interested, please email me at haxpunch@gmail.com.

Payment is via PayPal, which is the same email as above.

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ADDITIONAL

You can also get a Headshot Full Colour for just £15, additional characters being £5!

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Bits To Know

Payment is upfront.

If you don’t want me posting the commission publicly, please tell me. Otherwise, I may post it.

Please send a clear reference, preferably an existing image.

Commissions may take up to 2 weeks to complete. I’ll keep you informed of any irregularities. 

Full Paintings include sketches at all parts and may take up to 3 weeks to complete.

Please send the payment via PayPal as services rather than goods! 

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Send me an ask or email if you have any questions!

147 notes   •   August 29 2014, 05:32 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

115,669 notes   •   August 29 2014, 04:33 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#reference   #people   

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “Getting Intimate With Darren Criss

Thanks for the amazing month of support, y’all. 20 collaborations, which you can check out HERE. If you like this one, push REBLOG. I’m stakling and following people who do!

16,009 notes   •   August 29 2014, 04:02 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

glindatheoperaghost:

I don’t think I’m even a human being anymore I’m like 97% musical theatre and 3% tea

1,670 notes   •   August 29 2014, 01:00 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#me   

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

112,080 notes   •   August 28 2014, 04:17 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

36,959 notes   •   August 28 2014, 03:01 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

285,757 notes   •   August 28 2014, 02:59 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

bartonsnethers:

DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film

24,157 notes   •   August 28 2014, 02:39 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

divinedorothy:

bisexual means you can only like 2 things i’ve chosen drinking and wizards

75,310 notes   •   August 28 2014, 02:38 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE