nashaawest:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.

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greninje:

"hey what are you doing?"

"wyoming."

"isn’t that a state?"

"no it’s a verb."

*continues to wyom*

60,589 notes   •   August 01 2014, 07:30 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

122,494 notes   •   August 01 2014, 07:26 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

soxry:

the basic appeal of warrior cats is like you’re 10 and you pick up a book with a cat on it and you love cats and whoa the book is from the point of view of a cat that’s so cool where’s that cat going what cool kitties who’s this yo what the fuck 

5,121 notes   •   July 31 2014, 08:13 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#ahahaha   

Whether we remain ash or become the phoenix is up to us.

 - Ming-Dao Deng (via maxkirin)
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#words   

the-uncensored-she:

Jessica Williams needs her own show.

352,182 notes   •   July 31 2014, 08:08 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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anxiouspineapples:

my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed

3,940 notes   •   July 31 2014, 06:22 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

natalie dormer

nosdrinker:

reblog if you agree

28,667 notes   •   July 31 2014, 06:20 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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#WANT   #NEED   
humansofnewyork:

“It seems that the more I tried to make my life about the pursuit of art, the more money controlled my life: collecting unemployment insurance, the humiliation of borrowing money from friends and family, tossing and turning at night while trying to figure out how to pay the rent. To survive I had to work hard jobs and afterwards I’d feel too tired and too stressed to paint. It’s very hard to create under those circumstances. Creativity is a delicate process. Often times I wonder if I should have just pursued a career for the first half of my life, obtained some degree of financial security, and then transitioned into art.”

humansofnewyork:

“It seems that the more I tried to make my life about the pursuit of art, the more money controlled my life: collecting unemployment insurance, the humiliation of borrowing money from friends and family, tossing and turning at night while trying to figure out how to pay the rent. To survive I had to work hard jobs and afterwards I’d feel too tired and too stressed to paint. It’s very hard to create under those circumstances. Creativity is a delicate process. Often times I wonder if I should have just pursued a career for the first half of my life, obtained some degree of financial security, and then transitioned into art.”

3,857 notes   •   July 31 2014, 06:07 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

72,946 notes   •   July 31 2014, 07:32 AM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

54,226 notes   •   July 30 2014, 09:33 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

75,532 notes   •   July 30 2014, 09:33 PM   •   VIA   •   SOURCE