My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
"hey what are you doing?"
"isn’t that a state?"
"no it’s a verb."
*continues to wyom*
baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
the basic appeal of warrior cats is like you’re 10 and you pick up a book with a cat on it and you love cats and whoa the book is from the point of view of a cat that’s so cool where’s that cat going what cool kitties who’s this yo what the fuck
Jessica Williams needs her own show.
proton, neutron, electron and crouton
my talents include coming across as mildly interested in harry potter rather than entirely obsessed
Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
“It seems that the more I tried to make my life about the pursuit of art, the more money controlled my life: collecting unemployment insurance, the humiliation of borrowing money from friends and family, tossing and turning at night while trying to figure out how to pay the rent. To survive I had to work hard jobs and afterwards I’d feel too tired and too stressed to paint. It’s very hard to create under those circumstances. Creativity is a delicate process. Often times I wonder if I should have just pursued a career for the first half of my life, obtained some degree of financial security, and then transitioned into art.”
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
This is like really sound advice though
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something